Radiators are one of those things that just exist in your home without trying to look nice.

They're something you've just trained yourself to ignore when you look over them.

But the Aestus Chagall radiator?

This here is a, uh, "soft boat." It's basically a sofa on a floating platform with a motor, and it costs $16,000.

It's controlled by a joystick and comes with a fridge on board if you can't go 15 minutes without a drink.

Once you've dressed up your garage door like an airplane hangar, your next trick is to make your shower look like it's sitting at the bottom of a gigantic waterfall.

That's easy with these Okhyo tiles, ceramic squares that bring extra-sharp digitally printed photos into unexpected places.

At first blush, you might look at this $381,000 gold coffin that comes with a cellphone and think:

what a hopelessly tacky waste of money.

You'd be so wrong. Here's just a few benefits:

Hey magpie-eyes, instead of saving up for a 3D TV why don't you cash in your prized teaspoon collection and spunk $16,000 down on a square meter of Philips' Mirrorwall, which uses dozens of OLED panels to reflect motion.

Some may say it's just a fancy mirror, and while they're kinda right, does your mirror have hundreds of OLED screens and a camera glued to it to detect motion and reflect it right back at you? No?

The new Sapphire Radeon HD 5970—based upon the acclaimed ATI HD 5970 chipset—is the new world's fastest graphics card.

Its 3DMark Vantage score is an insane 22,000.

The overclocked ATI GPU runs at 850MHz, which is supported by 4GB of GDDR5 RAM (itself, clocked at 1,200MHz).